The Best of the Worst 90s Fashion
im so fucking stoked about this post
this was stylish in harry potters Prime
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
You have to wait for the facts before you talk about Ferguson!
He was on his knees with his hands up.
There was no gunpowder residue on Mike Brown, no sign of struggle, and there were entry wounds on the inside of his arms and the top of his head, implying he was on his knees with his hands up.
Convenience store owner and clerk:
There was no robbery and we didn't call the cops.
Okay, we admit it, Wilson didn't know anything happened at the convenience store and we determined no crime was committed.
Nobody can say what happened! We still have to wait for the facts to come in!
This oppressive cyberpunk dystopia is nothing like the oppressive cyberpunk dystopian future I was promised.
a year old and still fucking relevant
"When I got my first cat, it changed me. There is something about holding a cat that makes your anger melt away. And if someone does something that upsets me—I have to remember my cat. I can’t keep my cat if I get into trouble.”
"I asked if Major Cabanaw had concerns for the safety of the cats. “Of course, we always want to ensure the safety of the cats, and the staff is great about keeping an eye out for them. But mostly, it’s the offenders keeping them safe. I have never once seen an offender kill his own cat. We screen them to be sure they have no history of animal abuse. But I’ll tell you this, there was a guy killed in here because he had spit soda pop onto someone else’s cat.”"
Cats now control the prisons. They now have an army.
This post went exactly where I expected. Well done.
I’m reblogging this again cause it’s that awesome.
Then there’s the Navy
#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM
Sam telling Crowley to shut up (requested by anon) because their faces are so enjoyable.
The amount of combined sass the Moose and the King of Hell have is simply staggering.
Everybody should have this on your blog
Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.
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